What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 12:44

-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
How did my ex move on very fast?
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What do you typically do while on meth?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”